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Weird that yesterday we mention VICELAND and today they come up with this piece, “from the archives”. But then, it is Friday the 13th, and today everyone’s on the horror wagon. 

Sheeple of Earth! The more easily offended among you (and let’s face it – if you’re offended by the word “fuck” you shouldn’t be here in the first place) can now point your browsers and post links to: http://fyhorror.com And it’ll bring you right here. The rest of us will continue to use FUCK YEAH HORROR DOT COM like the Mayors and Mayoresses of Giveafucksville that we are. Rest assured, despite a quiet March, we’ll be back soon with more bristling gristly content. And there will be no namby pamby name-change; no “Oh Gosh Horror”, no “Fiddlesticks Yeah Horror” and no “Blow Me Horror”… Heh, well, maybe if we do more porn reviews. - Jimboeth

Freddy Krueger to guest star on Bones? Meh, not really. Winner of the Most Misleading Headline of the Day goes to these guys. Robert Englund will guest star on an episode of Fox’s Bones. The slasher-themed episode sees Brennan (Emily Deschanel) forced to attend her high school reunion when a murder sends her and Booth (Angel’s David Boreanaz) to the scene…

Stalk @FYHorror on Twitter Tweet tweet, Clarice … We are finally on Twitter. This will keep you updated on new stuff as soon as it’s fired from the barrel of our minds. There might also be some musings from Jimboeth and Henry Hate. Morganonyx lives in a bloodstained shack in the depths of the woods, and is probably too busy hacking up pretty teens, but… Stranger things have happened, my pretties, stranger things have happened.

The Traveling Executioner Anyone know anything about this? FYH stumbled upon this recently. It’s exploitation Jim, but not as we know it.

The DPP (Director of Public Prosecutions) list of ‘video nasties’ was first made public in June 1983. The list was modified monthly as prosecutions failed or were dropped. In total, 72 separate films appeared on the list at one time or another. Thirty-nine films were successfully prosecuted under the Obscene Publications Act but some of these films have been subsequently cut and approved by the BBFC. The remaining 35 were either not prosecuted or had unsuccessful prosecutions. A number of films spent a short time on this list because their prosecutions failed shortly after publication or because it was decided that prosecution was not worth pursuing. Ultimately, the list became obsolete when the Video Recordings Act came into force,...

Uh-oh. And there’s me right in the red sliver. Should I be worried? Should you? Now to get back to writing my torture-porn musical, A Damsel in Distress. Of course, I’m keeping the Gershwin score from the original, but at the end of Just Begun to Live, the suits of armour come to life and dismember Gracie, George and Fred with hedge trimmers. They make more mess and take longer than chainsaws, plus with enough ramming speed, you can jam one into an eye socket.  

Things are beginning to build up speed here at FYH Towers. We’ll be covering not just horror, but exploitation, the video nasty genre and its politics, and everything in between. Even some science fiction if we feel like it. We’re aiming, as Henry said, to be the Monty Python of Horror.