Love gore? And musicals?

Uh-oh. And there’s me right in the red sliver. Should I be worried? Should you?

Now to get back to writing my torture-porn musical, A Damsel in Distress. Of course, I’m keeping the Gershwin score from the original, but at the end of Just Begun to Live, the suits of armour come to life and dismember Gracie, George and Fred with hedge trimmers. They make more mess and take longer than chainsaws, plus with enough ramming speed, you can jam one into an eye socket.

Posted by James Anthony
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